After 2 days of harassment for a duplicate copy of a $70 xbox game this is my conversation with 9:
9: I want a duplicate copy of a $70 xbox game (or something like that)
Me: Are you freaking kidding? $70 would feed 2 people in our family for a week! So who should go without food? You and 15? Or me and your father?
9: Well I do have $5, that would feed someone for a day.
I have totally failed.