9: Mom, I came up with a solution to that hair cutting problem! (calling out from the living room)
Me: What hair cutting problem? What solution?
9: Well you know how I don't want to go get my hair cut? I did it myself and it looks good! (enters the kitchen brandishing the kitchen scissors)
9: No wait Mom, I did a good job! And here's the ball of hair I cut off.
Bangs gone, appointment with professional booked.