Transformation

I had my annual MRI on Wednesday and this was one of the many irritating conversations I had with the nurse checking me in:

N: Have you had abdominal surgery in the past.

Me: Yes, I had this one procedure done years ago and this other thing done and I had my ovaries removed 5 weeks ago.

N: And when was your last period.

Me: In April.

N: Oh... and you are positive you are not pregnant?

Me: No, because I had my OVARIES REMOVED 5 WEEKS AGO.

N:  Right.

It was like she had morphed into my children.